If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
you know when you say something
and it’s just
why the fuck did i say that
tumblr staff changing the shade of some of the buttons is their version of moving all the furniture in the house two inches to the left
how in the world are you people holding your cards
Oh my god, that last one. I’m in love.
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The first one is my favourite.
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
and ellen page in 2014
PAINFULLY AWKWARD MOMENT IN FANFIC
/SLAMS HANDS INTO FACE
/WALKS CIRCLES THROUGH ROOM
I cannot even explain how fucking accurate this is.
ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE
This kills me every time
shout out to the parents who take their kids to cons and help them with cosplays and even if its not totally their cup of tea they still do it because they want to see their kids happy yall are great
"whats for dinner mom?"
“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”
Canada’s rainbow money
Fun fact for Americans: our money is technically made of plastic and they won’t get wet/gross when you accidentally wash them, and you also can’t rip any bills.
Everybody is in love with canadian money, the thing is who isn’t?
The funniest thing ever is to see canadians try to use american money. One of my friends asked me “HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHICH ONE IS WHICH?! THEY’RE ALL THE SAME COLOR!”
its called reading the numbers
americans learn at an early age to differentiate between the faces of old white men
Why is the queen of England on Canadian money?
Because England basically raised Canada until we were old enough to make our own decisions.
America left home super early
and made bad life choices as a result.